herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

rosesollux:

“I’ll write every single URL-“

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ebuddies: wow she’s acting a little too crazy 

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

…until we know each others’ insides completely.
velveteen-queen: ready for church this is my favourite post ever 

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

martinfreeman: #Hannibal Season 2

the-vashta-nerada:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

what the fuck is that supposed to mean cumslut